All Cops Are Burgers

Happy Birthday to our inventor Ernő Rubik ! Let’s celebrate Ernő today and reply with your birthday wishes and Rubik’s memories ! 🧩🎉 #RubiksCube #ErnőRubik #ErnoRubik #TwistTurnLearn

I think it's been long enough with no reply since I submitted this that I can safely refer to it as "The Citizen Comment That The Marietta Daily Journal Doesn't Want You To See!"

An eagle-eyed observer might have noticed that I used the exact same joke about 24 hours apart. What many might also fail to consider, though, is that that joke is really frickin funny

tfw the gays are tired

QUINCE hermanos? En esta economia?

Let that sink in

Enola Gay still checks out though

Once you read this in Perd Hapley's voice you can't unhear it

Civil War battle ✅ Missing nuclear weapon ✅ Olympic sailing ✅ Get you a body of water that can do all three 🌊

The deed has been done