Attention citizens. Moving forward, please comply with mandatory non-compliance.

Attention citizens. Crying during sector drought conditions is not only illegal but rude. Keep your moisture to yourself.

Attention citizens. The biggest cause of workplace dissatisfaction is individual thought. Conform today and become much happier. Remember, don't work smarter–work harder.

Attention citizens. Here is an early draft of artwork for Paranoia Perfect Edition. This is not final, but it can give an idea for the overall art direction in this edition. What do you think?

Attention citizens protesting the change from B3 Ultra Classic flavour from Mostly B3 to Artificial Fish Oil. We have heard you, which is why your executions are already scheduled. Please be on time.

Attention Troubleshooter: If at first you don't succeed, you will be arrested for aiding and abetting terrorism.

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Attention citizens. Anyone not obeying mandate ERROR_DB_NOT_FOUND will be punished with fire. Not being fired but actual fire.

Remember, citizens. CPU data shows 1 out of every 6 clones is a traitor. To enhance sector loyalty, please limit all groups to 5 members or less.

Attention citizens. Tomorrow (28/10/2022) is when the Paranoia Perfect Edition launches as a Kickstarter. Sign up today to be notified tomorrow: kickstarter.com/projects/19906…

The PARANOIA: PERFECT EDITION Kickstarter is now live! Join in on the fun right HERE kickstarter.com/projects/19906…

Attention citizens. The Paranoia Perfect Edition Kickstarter has launched. Maybe visit today and spend some unused XP Points? kickstarter.com/projects/19906…

It. Has. Begun. Paranoia Perfect Edition's Kickstarter has launched. We funded in less than an hour! And unlocked three stretch goals in under three! Loyal citizens are backing this project in droves. Are you loyal? kickstarter.com/projects/19906…

Attention citizens. Having an open mind is like having a parachute. There is no need for it in an underground city.

We have a Discord Q&A event going on tomorrow, Saturday 19th at 5pm GMT, with Famous Game Designer WJ MacGuffin, the lead designer of Paranoia Perfect Edition. You can tune in and ask your questions right here: discord.com/invite/gRR56YY…

Attention Troubleshooter. It appears we have a failure to communicate. One IntSec goon with a car battery has been dispatched to help you communicate better. Remember, pain makes the learning last longer.

Amazingly good early-access review of Paranoia Perfect Edition. 5d-blog.com/paranoia-the-p… Note: The Kickstarter ends in five days!

Attention Troubleshooter: 'Break a leg' was not used in the theatrical sense.

Attention citizens. Please refrain from saying the phrase 'wrap my head around it' until all docbots have installed treatment patch 19.5. You are responsible for any damage to an object with your head wrapped around it.

Attention citizens of THJ Sector: Remember Troubleshooter motto #3.1: If you do not understand something, shoot it to see what happens next. Citizens should be easily understood for the next 17 hourcycles.