My new toothbrush is Bluetooth enabled. I’m living in the future I always dreamt of…

This is absolutely brilliant! irishtimes.com/culture/gb-new…

The Encyclopedia Galactica has been revised to show that as of the present moment, Vogon Poetry is only the fourth worst poetry in the galaxy.

You don’t get to stoke the fire at the beginning of the tournament by labelling our anti-racism message as ‘Gesture Politics’ & then pretend to be disgusted when the very thing we’re campaigning against, happens.

Good riddance to David Frost. Hiding behind pathetic excuses. Running before his whole egregious mess falls about his ears

You couldn’t make it up. Really… you couldn’t make it up…

Here’s hoping it’s 52% : 48%!

Number 1 in my “Recommended for you” on Kickstarter. What I’m wondering is how they know I have damp ears?

#TeamCrustaceans #OnlyConnect

#Coronation One of six Republic supporters arrested by police near Trafalgar Square.

Organisers of the #NotMyKing protest have been arrested - police won't say what for x.com/AERMorg/status…

Protest is a human right. Our right to protest is protected by the Human Rights Act. Our right to protest is protected by international law. Don’t let anyone tell you different

Some ask why we're protesting. It's because we want to use the coronation to change the debate about the monarchy and show that we're not a nation of royalists. #NotMyKing #AbolishTheMonarchy

This morning, Graham Smith 🇺🇦 🏳️‍🌈 🇬🇱 🐧 and 5 members of our team were arrested. Hundreds of placards were seized. Is this democracy? #NotMyKing #Coronation

Police arrest peaceful anti-monarchy protesters & have erected giant barriers to osbcure pro-republic banners. Right to freely protest suppressed. Shame!

Rights are not contextual.

The Republic Eight - we're out! STATEMENT at buff.ly/3NK9DCm Thank you for your support! #NotMyKing #AbolishTheMonarchy #RepublicEight