march 1st tomorrow

Being vaccinated does NOT mean it’s ok to pose as a substitute music teacher at an elite private elementary school, expose the students to hard rock legends, secretly form a band, compete in a local Battle of the Bands and lose to No Vacancy!!!

Ruffles are just corduroy chips

so what we all just gave up on these? we all just said we aren’t going to actively eat the most delicious food in the world anymore?

wow pretty rude of me to do my future self like this smh

My dog is 14 years old and he hates other dogs (because we’ve made him a diva but that’s besides the point) and my dad told me he made a friend today. apparently there was another disinterested dog and they just stood next to each other unbothered, like two real old men

Brendan turning off the charm towards Natasha as soon as Pieper showed up #bachelorinparadise

School of rock is on Netflix, now I can finally know peace

have Martin Short and Justin Long ever acted together? because if not that’s a huge missed opportunity

annual first day of fall post

Emily Mariko tiktok is my safe space

these two men are the same in different fonts. and hated by two very different fan bases.

I always know it’s between 4-5pm before checking the time because everyday the smell of onions and cigarettes wafts through the vents from my downstairs neighbor. An odd routine but whatever floats your boat i guess

tell Dennis to prepare the 2 bouncers Rentes has, todays the day it’s coming down

Making corned beef and Irish soda bread while listening to reggaetón, who I am vs who I want to be

he's a 6 but he graduated from one of canada's top business schools with really good grades

Is this a "ruh roh" or "reeheehee" moment