And I'm everything you Taco Bell

they are going to send obergefell back to the states and half the country will immediately ban gay marriage. the supreme court is a corrupt, undemocratic institution that must be abolished

you've caught me...

just got google to age verify me by showing it this picture of madeon

"we're out of burrito shells and quesadilla shells" -my coworker, to every single person who came into the drive thru until about 2am tonight. bro forgot what a 10" tortilla is.

𓆙⚢ | 🌒 If my cat attacks you then you deserved it #SheSensedYourEvilSoul #YouAreImpureAndTwisted #SigmaFeetNation

thank u payroll for unfucking my check

so I don’t use this but I’m just bout to tell y’all so you know they just recalled the neutrogena ultra soft makeup remover wipes because there’s a bacteria in it causing SEPSIS

this feels extremely important but i couldn’t tell you why

waitress: how do you like your steak? dad: well done me: you’ve never said that to me before everyone: claps dad: gone mouse: i love eating cheese with holes in it

i love going with my gf to pick someone up because it means i can make them listen to whatever i want and they can't stop me >:3

How very wholesome and thoughtful of you, Rick And Morty merch store

i'm like actually nervous to share buuuut i started this "musician" piece a few months back and got stuck. she's not even close to done but i am happy with how she's coming along

this album is something else. every single listen

How u gonna request the setlist from me two songs in like.. I need that still

Remember to check your kids’ Halloween candy carefully this year! I just found 80mg of estradiol in this KitKat bar. Stay safe out there.

Now you know This is what it feels like

did way too many dishes at work last night and now my entire body feels like i got hit by a truck

i got my tits i got my ass i got survivalism