Do Sperrys actually ever wear out? I think not.

You don't want to rush because you think we pay for our friends? We pay so we don't have to be friends with people like you. #gdi

The guy wearing a plantation hat, offering the Ruby Tuesdays bar tender a wad of cash is my kind of guy.

It's all fun and games till a bee flies up your chubbies 😳

People at this "golf party" in costume of how I dress regularly... #GDIs

A Rowdy Gentleman loves his mother enough to never tell her what he's up to.

Why do we have to learn a foreign language if other countries have to learn English?

Hobby Lobby paddles are more republican than Michael paddles. #GOP

New frat coming to campus that doesn't have a pledge process.... Is that even a frat? #whatsthisworldcomingto #notafrat

It is NOT ok to play pong on an unofficially dimensioned table.

Your gonna stand there and ASK a man, who is obviously dressed like he's in a frat, if he wants a free Koozie? Fuck you I want a free Koozie