Scientists have recently discovered that bitches, do in fact, "Be trippin"

Why be in a relationship if you still have a single person's mentality?

#HighSchoolMadeMeRealize That i wasted a lot of time on people who didn't care about me

*eating in public* : Eats normal / politely. *eating at home* : THESEEE NIGGAS CAN'T HOLD ME BACKKKKKK!

Stop complaining about your relationship if you're gonna stay in it, dumb ass hoes..

White people: "Hello, I would like to order..." Black people: "Yeah, let me get uhhh... Hold up! *Mumbles* What the fuck do I want?

The pregnancy rate will drop for a couple of weeks due to the release of NBA 2K13...

A hoe is like the first slice of bread in a loaf.. Everybody touches it but nobody wants it.

I find it ironic that the colors red, white, and blue represent freedom until they are flashing behind you.

That awkward moment when a hoe tries to give relationship advice.

#donttextmeif If you're going to reply with one word answers.

"It's the cops, Quick everybody act white!"

That awkward moment when you want to laugh in a serious situation.

Lil kids forever asking "Do you have games on your phone"?.... BITCH NOOOOOOOOO !!!!!

I'm not saying she's a hoe, I'm just saying she's been under more sheets than the KKK

#ToMyFutureSon Say NO to ratchet hoes!

Ugly hoes, you can NOT have attitudes! Kill the ratchetness!! You need to be nice, cause your looks sure ain't getting you nowhere!!!!

#ToMyFutureSon, Your first phone, is gonna be a flip-phone. Idgaf if the iPhone15 is out by then, YOU MUST KNOW THE STRUGGLE!

I don't stalk, I investigate.

#NotAllBlackPeople are ratchet or hoes. I know an Asian girl who lost her virginity at 11. Her name is "SUM YUNG HO"