Cubs player with a bat in his hands is like a mule with a spinning wheel. You know the rest.

The Cubs started July with a 4 game win streak. Since then, they've neither won nor lost more than 3 in a row. Feels like a bit of an anomaly to me.

Lot of toxicity going on in the Twitterverse.

That was the most sickeningly Cubbed out inning ever. A better manager would have pinch hit for Matt Shaw.

Ashlii Babbit and Charlie Kirk were not heroes. Brian Sitnick. Howard Leibengood. Jeffrey Smith. Gunther Hashida. Kyle DeFreytag. These were heroes. Maybe give them a bit of recognition.

#ouat writers room be all Peter Pan is the evil father of Rumplestiltskin, who's the crocodile who ate Hook's hand and also the Beast from Beauty & the Beast and...hey, does anyone have more of those mushrooms?

Don't worry, uppance will come; and it will do so with the fury of a 13 year old boy who just discovered internet porn.

When all is said and done, billionaire or bum, you're a sack of bones hurdling through an infinite void on a giant wad of mud and bugs for an insignificant period of time. Get over yourself.

If a Super Villain is ever feeling subpar, they should just tell their self 'at least I'm not Skinkor from #MastersoftheUniverse , whose "power" is that he looks and smells like a skunk.'

Some people seem to be wary of removing Annoying Orange because JD Vance could be more dangerous, but that's entirely false. He may be a spineless, gutless worm whose moral compassion always points south, but he possesses the charisma of meatloaf.

So wait...you're telling me that the president of the United States of America is essentially giving the UN the most delusional Yelp review ever? Is this a fucking fever dream or did the rapture actually happen and this is some bizarre purgatory?

Did you hear about the President's meeting with the U.N.? Yeah, that sure escalated quickly. Actually, it didn't.

To paraphrase the great Tupac Shakur, fuck Donald Trump, fuck JD Vance, and fuck MAGA as cult, political party, and as a mother fucking crew. And if you want to be down with MAGA, then fuck you too. Benjamin Netanyahu, fuck you too. We gonna impeach all you mother fuckers.

Cubs Win! Another week or more of crippling anxiety. Yay.

The Brewers seem to do all their damage in the 1st 3 innings. The Cubs do theirs in April.

Imagining a world where Caleb Williams had the O-Line of the mid '00s. #BearsNation #DaBears

Did The Brewers trade bats with The Cubs after the NLDS?

I guess it's pretty clear who the player of this game is. #MLBPlayoffs

Ok, The Brewers must have set a record for the most pathetic performance in a playoff series. And I vividly remember the 2007-2008 Cubs. #MLBPlayoffs