I was very surprised when my son Long John Jim Lad Calico Cutthroat Rattlin' Bones Jones became a pirate.

🚨🇵🇸🇮🇱 BREAKING: Hamas has released a statement In full, it reads: In an effort to halt the aggression and war of extermination being waged against our steadfast people in the Gaza Strip, and based on national responsibility and concern for the fundamentals, rights, and

Scruffy lollipop sucking West Yorkshire police officer in Wakefield attacks and arrests a 62 year old man perfectly legally recording in public. He states the arrest is for "conduct likely to cause a breach of the peace" even though the officer is the only one to breach the

Statement from Chief Constable Sir Stephen Watson following an update from the Independent Office for Police Conduct. This comes after last week's attack at Heaton Park Synagogue.

Italian PM Giorgia Meloni has BLASTED Keir Starmer saying he played no part in Gaza peace deal and branding him an international embarrassment. Giorgia said: 'If anything he harmed peace negotiations, trying to impose his master Tony Blair on Palestinians. Now he wants to get a

🚨Breaking news. Reeves says it's not her fault. She has to hammer us with tax rises at the next budget, because Harold Godwinson failed to deliver at Hastings.

The Walter Mitty Ex Chief Constable Nick Adderley is charged with fraud & misconduct. x.com/i/status/19806…

Oh, Greta! You little fraud! 🤣

A comedy, yes - but one that explains reality better than any news report. Greta and the Gaza flotilla - the real story.

The desperate peasant army of Henry V fought on the fields of Agincourt on this day in 1415. Outnumbered 4:1 ~ they stood their ground, as French war horses tore down on them. But the longbow of the British archer won the day. Huzzah!

Some remembering to be had tomorrow.

Today's anti-migrant protest in Crowborough was the breaking point of a town pushed too far. Last month, the Government announced that six hundred asylum seekers would be moved into the Crowborough Training Camp – a military site pressed up against a quiet Sussex community that

Mood... #ThursdayThoughts

30 minutes of scrolling through my timeline. All Shite posting. Not a single person follow there. Of course they are posting, but I can't see them. I blame Starmer.

That's me prepped for The Budget.

The modern British state has discovered a new method of control: if it cannot beat a man in court, it will reclassify him as a danger to children. Not because he harmed a child, or poses any risk, but because his words cut against a policy that depends on silence and fear. The

This is simply the best takedown of Keir Starmer' govt. Every nanosecond is a gem.

They’re beating the war drums again — Russia this, Russia that — puffed-up soundbites from people who’ve never worn a uniform, never buried a mate, and wouldn’t last ten minutes if their Deliveroo was late. Let’s start with the obvious lie they keep hoping we won’t notice: we

Why Labour Is Targeting Schoolboys Instead of the Real Source of Violence The government has announced that schoolboys will be taught how to "respect women and girls" as part of a £20 million drive to halve violence against women within a decade. Eleven-year-old boys are now

Slow motion implosion independent.co.uk/news/uk/politi…