chaturanga < chimichanga

there’s too many spidermans!

today on frances macleod's neighborhood we're interviewing the xenophobic fish monger and buying halibut on credit!

my mom thought this was really funny, and my dad was like “it could happen to anyone.”

tonight we are watching the fast and the furious, which is a double thrill for my dad because he can identify the actors he recognizes AS WELL AS the make and model of every car

watching hgtv w a cocktail just like “at least I’m not trying to buy property in california!”

local accounting celeb Jan MacLeod spotted doing her tax prep THANG

Caroline asking our dad about old cars: “Was the Pinto named after the bean or the horse?”

“[email protected]! She applied to COLLEGE with that email!!!”

I love any/all applications of the chill lettering I did with Alisa Wolfson a few summers back, but this one is soothing me AND sending me

ok hear me out SKECHERS USA: a shape-up that lights up. “get fit, get lit.” Lmk the purchase order and I’ll process the invoice.

so proud of my accountant!!! Jan MacLeod foxkansas.com/community/payi…

something I didn't know until today is that you can eat blue cheese stuffed olives whenever you want, as a snack.

will a fashun friend help me find that tiny mustard cap

When the moon* hits your eye** like a big pizza pie***, that's amore! *your husband's sleep apnea machine **needs to be driven to his overnight shift ***and you get to eat a special sandwich

I first stalked my husband on this website in 2011, and I’ve had a really nice time overall, especially in the last week (also after the queen died). Y’all are funny!! Keep it up! Keep in touch! Insulin should be free. ✌️

It’s never time to ⚠️BeReal⚠️ when I’m opening both my advent calendars 😖

Standing inside a Panera, calling the other Panera, to see if they have bread bowls. (they don’t)

Every time I see a flag at half staff I wonder how Jimmy Carter is doing.