See you next year, The Pitt.

I’ve seen at least 15 guys at the Mariners game who look like Luigi Mangione

I had to stop watching A Complete Unknown bc I didn’t like how mean he was :(

Just spilled feta cheese all over myself at work

Almost dropped my engagement ring in the toilet at the Kent, WA Panera Bread

Bon Iver Frank Ocean nachos

Lisa Vanderpump veneers epidemic

Gracie Abrahams/Chainsmokers collab daughter or Morgan Wallen/Tate McRae collab son

Whenever it gets sunny it’s like okay I feel like TWEETINGGGGGGG I’m gonna tweet

Scrolling through my old tweets can’t stop saying hahahaha hahahahhaha

My apartment just changed the price of laundry to $2.75 per load. Should I kill myself

On a teams meeting during which my input is 1000% not needed and I have absolutely no clue what is going on

Wedding prep has me going ✈️ normie mode but it’s lowkey fun ok bye

What do you mean Sophie Thatcher is American that’s the most British looking person I’ve ever seen I’m sorry

Which one do yall think is the vaping one

Kristen Doute

saying "ew I hate this" every time I board a train just in case the autism gestapo is listening

here we go