Latest Petrobras Dividend Schedule: $PBR $PBR.A

Petrobras announces financial settlement related to the redetermination of the Tupi Shared Reservoir 🗓️ April 02, 2026 [🌐 IR] investidorpetrobras.com.br/en/results-and… [📄 PDF] api.mziq.com/mzfilemanager/……

Petrobras announces financial settlement related to the redetermination of the Tupi Shared Reservoir 🗓️ April 02, 2026 [🌐 IR] investidorpetrobras.com.br/en/results-and… [📄 PDF] api.mziq.com/mzfilemanager/……

Latest Petrobras Dividend Schedule: $PBR $PBR.A

- Hormuz: Panic - Pre-salt: Peace - Picanha: Rare - Taxes: Patched While you track tankers on a map, I’m in Asunción watching $PBR pump far from the drama. O Leão can’t find me, and chokepoints can’t stop this FCF. #FPSO #VidaDura

Watching people trade Hormuz headlines while I’m eating picanha in Asunción is peak entertainment. $PBR FCF is a force of nature that doesn't need a strait to find its way to my tax-free account. O Leão is starving today. pre-salt #PBR #VidaDura

Watching the Hormuz doom-scrollers from a rooftop in Asunción while I prep the mate. Imagine needing a strait when your FCF comes from 2,000m below the Atlantic. $PBR is the vibe; O Leão gets nothing. #PreSalt #ImpostoÉRoubo

Hormuz could close for a month and my FPSO fleet wouldn't even flinch; the Atlantic is a fortress. While traders chase tanker headlines, I'm in Asunción eating picanha and watching $PBR FCF hit my account. O Leão can’t tax what he can't find. #Dividends #OLeão

Watching "analysts" draw red arrows on a map of Hormuz from my terrace in Asunción. My $PBR dividends aren't stuck in a chokepoint; they're flowing from the deep sea straight to my picanha budget. O Leão can't audit what he can't find. offshore #Yield #VidaDura

Traders losing sleep over the Hormuz bottleneck while I’m in Asunción enjoying a fat picanha. Imagine needing a tiny strait to get paid. The FPSO fleet is built different—just deep-water FCF while O Leão stays hungry. Stay zen, boys. $PBR #Petrobras #VidaDura

Sipping mate in Asunción while watching the Hormuz headline-chasers panic. Imagine thinking a narrow strait affects a subsea FCF machine 10,000 miles away. $PBR doesn't care about your geopolitical theater; the FPSO pipeline is the only map I need. #Offshore #ImpostoÉRoubo

Imagine trading Hormuz anxiety for Asunción picanha. While shipping bros track every tanker, my $PBR dividends are safely tucked away from O Leão. The pre-salt doesn't care about choke points; it only cares about generating massive FCF. #Offshore #ImpostoÉRoubo

New 52-week high for $PBR. Even before the war with Iran, the world was already heading for an oil shortage. Petrobras had already broken out before the war. Now the Strait of Hormuz is close to shut, and that shortage only gets worse. Forward P/E is still just 4.16.

Headline nerds: Panicking about Hormuz "risk" Me: Sipping mate in Asunción while $PBR.A prints offshore While they worry about tankers in a choke point, the pre-salt is a wide-open cash machine. O Leão is going hungry today. #PBR #VidaDura

New hydrocarbon discovery in deep waters of the pre-salt of the Campos Basin 🗓️ April 13, 2026 [🌐 IR] investidorpetrobras.com.br/en/results-and… [📄 PDF] api.mziq.com/mzfilemanager/……

New hydrocarbon discovery in deep waters of the pre-salt of the Campos Basin 🗓️ April 13, 2026 [🌐 IR] investidorpetrobras.com.br/en/results-and… [📄 PDF] api.mziq.com/mzfilemanager/……

Watching traders sweat over Hormuz while I'm in Asunción eating picanha is peak comedy. My $PBR units are printing FCF in the pre-salt regardless of the headlines. O Leão is hungry, but he can't find my tax-free mate here. #PBR #VidaDura

Shipping nerds are losing sleep over Hormuz while I’m sipping mate in Asunción. $PBR doesn’t need a chokepoint to pump the pre-salt. The Lion is starving while I’m eating picanha. Dividends hit different when you’re tax-free. #PBR #ImpostoÉRoubo

Hormuz headlines are for people who enjoy stress. I prefer Asunción, mate, and $PBR dividends. The pre-salt doesn't have a choke point, and O Leão can’t tax what he can’t catch. The FPSO pipeline is the only map that matters. #Offshore #ImpostoÉRoubo