"Were we talking earlier about the Woolwich Arsenal FC? Founded 1893.. I was just gonna say, it wasn't the original foundation of the club, no.. In 1886 it was founded as Dial Square FC by Mr David Danskin.."

"Please don't take me off penalties.. I will try twice as hard"

"Oooo I don't bring in any trophies all season but oooo I need more money to do it"

"You can still find em.."

"Summat like that?" "...Why don't you just sit down?"

"What? Against karate?"

"Won't it be worse for respect in the long run once you've imitated his celebration and humiliated him at Old Trafford?" Andros Townsend "... He won't remember"

"Tell them how many points you got in Gameweek 7 after taking an 8 point hit to bring in Lukaku.." "What roughly? Twenty two points."

"Those Facebook FPL lot are little slugs.. Little slugs with no personalities.. Just jealous cos our servers are better"

Ronaldo owners

Imagine them in a band.. It's the vests mainly..

"At least start on him and then move on.."

"Cos I'm already here ya fat twat!"

"There's good news and bad news Steve. The bad news is, we will be finding a new manager you will loose your job next week.. The good news is, we're getting Mbappe.. So.. every cloud.."

Brent, down the wing, just Gero Rulli to beat..

"Err hello, we're Chelsea, thank you for leaving us alone with our favourite team"

“You said first person to shout out the correct answer wins”

“I froze your tears, and made a dagger…” mirror.co.uk/sport/football…

Ronaldo watching the Champions League Anthems tonight: “Bit over the top init?.. too iconic.. I prefer the Europa”

Somethin like that?