I am wearing my Invisalign💋 - oops that was supposed to be a sext

Just heard the song How Will I Know by Whitney Houston. I am dating someone new but all I thought about was weather or not I have Lyme disease

I am bloated with vocabulary

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Hey Tenuta Tweeters! Time for Dance & a drink! Do it with me, Love Buckets! #ItCouldHappen

You wouldn’t believe how badly I cannot wait to be patient

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I am going live on YouTube with my comedy hero eddie pepitone on Pep Talk xx

New Peptalks is up with the wonderful Jackie Primrose Monahan ! soundcloud.com/peptalkspodcas…

Eddie is my favorite comedian he makes me howl. It was so great to be on his Peptalk podcast. Check it out. My episode is “Nuns Who Suck Gas” #favorite #comedygenius #eddiepeppitone Posted withrepost • ☃… instagram.com/p/B7HTQQZAEa-/…

"Wild Nights With Emily" is available to own today. Get it on DVD and Digital. uni.pictures//WildNights

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A blue-ish comedy monday morning playlist with Jackie Fabulous Jackie Primrose Monahan and Jen Murphy open.spotify.com/playlist/3e0uW… #NowPlaying Uproar Comedy!

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@WhoopiGoldberg Can you please act out this scene from A Color Purple to the camera directed at the man in the White House? He will never get it but people who matter will and they will remember their faith and cheer. Please 🙏 youtu.be/z4Up4nh2AD4