This self-inflicted existential psychodrama is the best thing The BBC has produced in years.

Nailed it again!!

Yeah , yep, you tell yourself that...once a blade...

Torrential rain at the Gabba now. If England had managed to bat til 8pm today could have got a draw!!

Take a point, move on. Injuries and illness made it disjointed. #twitterblades

🚨NEW: Pete Hegseth is cutting Senator Mark Kelly’s military pension and demoting his rank as punishment for telling service-members to not follow illegal orders in a recent video. RETWEET if you stand with Captain Mark Kelly against Hegseth!

Is the heating on?! #twitterblades

Brilliant as always

BOARD OF PEACE - Season 1

Cooper was brilliant today btw! #twitterblades

We train on a wooden start hill btw! #WinterOlympics #TeamGB

So there we have it. Reform UK want to repeal the Equality Act. This is the law that: Stops your boss sacking you for being pregnant. Protects disabled workers who need adjustments to do their job. Backs up equal pay for women. Stops people from being harassed at work

Can you park in or around Sheaf gardens tomorrow for free? #twitterblades

Jason Donovan says the total number of broken hearts in the world is now “probably about right”

Never been so happy to be proven wrong! Very good performance! #twitterblades

Just one last thought on the Louis Theroux documentary.. It would be a terrible shame if every time anybody saw that HS fuckwit in the street they shouted ‘But mummy I don’t WANT A Juice bar!’ 😂

The Pitching In Isthmian League It's those born and bred in Hashtag I feel sorry for, seeing their town's club suffer like this.

"I loove ze delicieeious peezza zey zerve in Wokeeng Peeza Exepress."

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Ahah this is fucking brilliant, but where the hell is Jonathan Banks as Totò Schillaci