The only heart I’ve been breaking is my own

Don’t glorify your success based on others failure, your success comes from your own failure.

If I had a dollar for every time I did something illegal and didn’t get caught, I’d have enough money to pay the court fines I currently have.

Don’t worry. God is never deaf to your prayers, never blind to your tears, never silent to your pains. He sees, He hears and He will deliver.

Throwing the bottle cap to UV should be attempted murder

What it looks like when life just keeps gettin you down.🤷🏼‍♀️ Jake Foster

Me:*takes pants off* Her:

Unpopular opinion: Nipple piercings are unattractive and should not be worn by any self-respecting woman

God was willing to give his only son for us. Yet we’re still sinning the same sins, over and over.

Don’t talk to God about how big your mountains are, talk to your mountains about how big your God is.

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There’s always gunna be another mountain, you bet your ass I’m gunna make it move🌄

Country of origin labeling is a must have if the future of ranching has any hope of surviving. Help us out Donald J. Trump

Um. Buy your own Doritos bitch.

When I wake up puking before the 10 am short round of a college rodeo

“You can’t make people do what’s right. If you’re trying to control everything, you’re going to be frustrated. Turn it over to God. Do what you can, then let God take care of the rest.” -Joel Osteen

If it ain’t the Cupid Shuffle or the Cha Cha Slide, you have no right to line dance

“I’ve got a bull that’s never been covered in the PRCA... no worries though. I’ll just be 90 I guess”- Jake Foster 😂