geneticists be like “nucleotidings we bring to you and your kin”

surely the world will collapse when someone in a commercial unironically says “W rinse” :/

life may be more fun if you and your roommate(s) roleplay as kooky spacefarers living pedestrianly during downtimes “i’m off to the multiplex to restock on rations, wanna come?” “ah sorry, legionaries got seventy million on me, could ya fetch some citrus during your visit? thx”

one day i wanna enter a big flower garden with a fountain in the shape of the sob emoji it could even emulate the flat colours that would be so real 😭

if anybody knows where the art of that reindeer boyband is and can lead me to it that’d be great and amazing

linguists be like “this is not a trill”

chess tournament where capture involves eating the pieces don’t worry they’re all chocolate and the board is a cake then you est a slice of the cake every now and then until you run out of squares and it’s a stalemate (ha) or whatever

cake show analogue horror perhaps?

a bucket of water? yeah my fluid dynemesis

instructions unclear they shit someone else’s pants

we’ve heard of spaghetti code but, writers, have y’alls written spaghetti prose?

yeah yeah never meet your heroes but you Can schedule an appointment with me of course :]

IALA interlingua is kinda like if the EFIGS languages were a single language lol

where are all the simlish country singers

never and i mean Never confuse eschatology with scatology

one of these happened ig #MyXAnniversary

i need an english word list sorted by frequency containing all the words ever said in F.R.I.E.N.D.S.

to the two upbeat people behind me who asked an outgoing passerby to watch them do front flips and kept going when they walked away one or both of you made a friend this week, especially as college starts up, ngl that’s goals, that’s energy whoever y’all are i wish you two well

lol it would be really funny if movable do was named mixed do

wouldn’t it be fascinating if full names had checksums? 😭😭😭