Today I went to the 2023 Cambridge Naked Bike Day Event

The telegram…? THE TELEGRAM! He says.

Fuck off Alvarez you Mexican Cunt

#CancelTheRoyalFamily

Shannon Matthews: The Musical, The Movie

Asked for a retro West Ham shirt and got a 21/22 Nikola Vlasic home shirt….

Was in town last night and everyone was bouncing round the streets singing this

#Legend you will always be in our hearts 💕

Looking for a nine inch nails ticket at the 02 London tonight

Israel Defense Forces Don’t worry Avinatan, she was very sad and loyal while waiting for you

Saka averages 3 goals and 2 assists per season in the premier league from open play since 2022/23.

Never forget.

So Prince Harry is back in court again today in London, and I’ve managed to ask him how important free speech is alongside press accountability.

Commissioner Stan Valchek Because when SpudBros opened in Liverpool there was a mum and daughter who travelled from Ireland to be the first in the shop. You fucking bell end.

Rosenior with a tribute to Delap 🙏 A true player’s manager…Bigger than Football. 🥹

Silly I know but one likes to imagine her majesty up in hea’n looking a little cross because she spent 12m to settle a charge against her paedo son only to see him arrested for misconduct in public office. Im sure Paddington will cheer her up with a yummy marmalade sandwich 💞🇬🇧

Performing Abla in Hanoi

Selling 2 x Avalon Emerson balcony tickets for London tonight