Omg I just found out that spinster used to be reserved for women 23-26 and that after you turned 26 if you were unmarried you became a.... THORNBACK. How fucking great is that name!?

Her lightsaber skills are unreal 🔥🔥 🎥 IG: michelle.c.smith

What the F, Disney???

I’ve lost track - Am I “just a bartender” who should go back to making drinks without health insurance, or am I a secretly deceitful child of privilege because I’m an heiress of the Swanson frozen food empire OH WAIT sorry that’s Tucker Carlson.

To the twitter employee out there debating if they should hit that one button to delete trump’s account....... we support you. Press it. Don’t be shy.

I cannot, I repeat I CANNOT, stop watching this video of 22 large teddy bears riding a roller coaster

pineapple is good everywhere, all the time, including on pizza, fight me

I'm sure these tweets will keep getting deleted but this can't be ignored.

Snakes On A Plane

If Hillary were president for COVID, 16,000 Americans would’ve died and it would be the only thing Republicans would talk about until the end of time

Raise your wine glass if you’ve been personally victimized by your own taste in men

"This pain that you have... That you wear like a mask... it's just that. You can take it off someday." Veth is Sola-heika @ Krile #VethBrenatto #CriticalRoleCosplay Matthew Mercer Sam Riegel

Alright Cantrip Candles maybe I shouldn't have bought the starter box because now I want to buy whole candles of all these!! WOW, these scents are transcendent! (I refuse to make a pun.) THANK YOU so much for transporting me to all these places with one little sniff <3

I swear if Twitter had been around in the Industrial Revolution there’d be a tweet with 50k Likes like “if we can’t employ tiny orphans anymore, who will we send into the smallest mine shafts and between the sharp parts of the big machines???”

Anybody else’s brain do this? 🥴🥴🥴😩 x.com/joshuaneall/st…

California. Only one week left to vote NO on the recall. Don’t let the state and the Senate be flipped. I know it can be hard to hold the line in all this turbulence, but we have to. It’s up to us. VOTE.

No. It’s awesome

HAPPY LABOR DAY

100k likes and I’ll cosplay him. 🩶