Easily one of the most millennialcore albums of all time

What is it with Boomers and jacuzzis? They are obsessed with them

Just go ahead and tap this sign

This app is so cooked, worse than it's ever been, algo only rewards people who just post through it, it's all quote tweets and videos, zero original content or ideas anymore. Just gets worse each week This tweet will have 8 likes and 1k views btw

Grok doesn't understand the difference between private equity managers and portfolio companies either

Cam Skattebo is to CTE what Bella Ramsey in The Last of Us is to the fungal infection He cannot lose to CTE

RFK: (frog noise) "Don, Donald. The oils are killing our children (pause) too. They are (croak) killing the children" DJT: "China is killing our children I know Bobby" RFK: "The Chinese are mixing (croaks) Tylenol with (pause) seed oils. It's autism juice"

Broke: NoooOooOo I gotta get better at prompting to maximize AI tools 🤓 Woke: This shit is over anyways lol, endgame is here just get as rich as possible as fast as possible Bespoke: I think I'll just get better at fun things, like making cappuccinos

Love the new parents who victory lap behavior ~days into a kids life

There were police all over the building lobby yesterday I approached them and said, "good afternoon Officers, the private corporate credit originators are on the 15th floor, that's who you are looking for"