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1) Break something. 2) Fix it a little. 3) Take credit. 4) Repeat.

LOL

No words.

MAGA influencers spent 4 years posting grocery receipts complaining about the price of raw milk and it took them less than 3 months of Trump’s presidency to be like “shut the fuck up about how things cost more! So you can’t buy a car? So what? Maybe you should walk more, porky!”

We went from "Expensive eggs are a national crisis!" to "Losing money costs you nothing" really fast.

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this is like Usain Bolt deciding he should slow down a bit because it’s working for all the guys behind him

Lose $10T of market capitalization to fix a $1T trade deficit. 8D chess.

ACKMAN: "We are heading for a self-induced, economic nuclear winter"

This is exactly how it felt in 2008-9, when we waited for the futures on Sunday night to see how bad things would get. But then, the crisis was the result of a real problem: the housing bubble bursting. This time around, the crisis is literally the result of the whims of one man.

"I became a Trump supporter because I couldn't buy access to the democrats" is definitely something I would expect someone to think in their head rather than say out loud.

Do you think anyone has ever gone to the rodeo for the first time and not said, “this is my first rodeo”?

What we're seeing is how professional cynicism gets deployed. There are Influencers who make a career saying that everything is corrupt all the time. Then when Charles Gasparino reports that the WH give Wall Street execs early alerts, everyone just thinks that's biz as usual.

Hey StubHub Support can you get back to me?

Hey StubHub Support please respond, my show is tomorrow and I don’t have my tix

never dealt with worse customer service than StubHub

I’ve been using em dashes all my life, a lot of them — turns out I’m an llm