The Somali entrants have arrived #OpeningCeremony

Christ you don’t usually have to wait this long for the French to set fire to something

Why confine horses to the equestrian events? Let them into the pool. Let them wrestle. Arm them.

Catching up on last night's athletics, and whilst BBC Sport get some flak, it must be said that the studio team of Gabby Logan, Denise Lewis, Jess Enniss-Hill & Michael Johnson is absolutely top-drawer. #BBCOlympics

I'm on a sun lounger by a pool right now so it's bizarre to learn that I am apparently I'm one of the people being blamed for hundreds of thugs taking to the streets 1,300 miles away in Britain. So here's my response: Yes, there are genuinely far right racist thugs who are using

Guilsfield Show this Thursday, which promises to be the biggest audience I'll play to this year, albeit a captive one. I'll be releasing the chains after the final song! ⛓️ #MidWales

Good to hear Micah Richards & Jamie Redknapp's scathing take-down of the Raheem Sterling 'statement'. Both of them spot-on! Sterling should be top of Chelsea's exit list, not Gallagher & Chalobah. #CFC

Colin coaching Oasis. What a dream team!

If you want to understand viagogo's "business model". This was within 20m of tonight's Oasis pre-sale. A single tout. Listing 80 tickets (which may not exist). Looking to make £200,000. Viagogo has zero checks and balances. They cannot guarantee any tickets.

Just when I think life couldn't get any more miserable, this is what Spotify comes up with for my daylist...

If you were unsuccessful in getting #oasis tickets and are in Shrewsbury tonight, pop up to Riverbank Bar after 9pm. If you ask nicely, I might play Champagne Supernova for you. It won't cost you £150, either! 😉 #Shrewsbury #Oasis25

An American referee for Wrexham v Shrewsbury.

Sky sports have bottled it big time here…..

Fantastic few days in York. Such a beautiful city! #York

My beautiful boy. Our hearts are shattered. We'll love you forever, Alex. xxx

Guardiola was salty in his interview BEFORE the game. It's nice to see him not having everything his own way. Classless, having a go at Henderson at the end. Well done Palace! Enjoy this massive day, Crystal Palace F.C..

PSG are a bunch of big babies. Luis Enrique & Donnarumma utterly classless at the end. They don't like it up 'em! Outclassed all night. UP THE CHELS'! #WorldChampions #CFC Paris Saint-Germain

Laughing at Reece James waiting for Trump to piss off before lifting the trophy. I love his optimism, but it was never going to happen. The orange one was milking it, as usual. #CFC

Having an absolutely awful day today. Nightmares last night. Spent 2 hours at the police station today finalising our victim impact statements, and the trauma & grief feels as fresh as ever. This is how it feels 10 months after your child has been killed by a dangerous driver.