Tuesday

Always the original and the best. The best guy in the best book.

Wednesday

Stunning sky on my post prandial stomp

I woke up this morning with the theme tune from Thomas the Tank Engine in my head. It’s still fucking there…. Thursday

Friday

Old fashioned hot toddy time. Who wants one? 🤒

Can you tell I’m not feeling well? 😷🤒

Affogato. Strictly medicinal you understand…

Still crook. Need tea 🥹🤒

Apologies if my last post triggered or upset you. I’ve deleted it. And I bought the stuff. I am worth it. And even if I wasn’t, it’s my money, that I earnt by working my arse off the last 12 years. I also bought rosé. So basically, fuck everything and everyone. Life is sweet 🥰

Well now, setting the scene for my weekend… not awful. What time will you be here tomorrow?

Today is my mum and dad’s 56th wedding anniversary. For someone who appears to be terminally single, this is unfathomable! I feel ridiculously lucky that out of everywhere in the world. I landed here ❤️

I may have gone in a bit earlier. Too early for a kitchen disco? Asking for a friend… 😂🙈

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Happy balloon day to the loon that is Grant

When you put your fat jeans on, but they’re just jeans 😩

Sausage sandwich and glass of Douro for dinner this evening. And that was a struggle 🥱

Friday

This might well be the best chicken I’ve ever cooked… 👌🏼