someone told me shut my mouth, whats wrong with that statement? hmm

how about giving me a hug? RT @radfaker jamie wants to hug me. well.. time to get out my dictionary and thesaurus for big words

Are you good in bed? — when i climax i teleport. one night stands is all i can handle ask.fm/a/af1jod6i

ask.fm/FLslenderman

If Jeff the Killer your BFF? — no. i hate everyone ask.fm/a/af1kf6fo

I'm coming for you.

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“@BAMFnicholas: I NEED TO PEE” let me help you

@FakingSomeGuy your face is too scary, even for me

“Brooklyn. 🐧: 37.media.tumblr.com/60b5fd2bf1c110…” that's not a ham sandwich

@Tcm182 @FakingSomeGuy @Jack_Burritokat yes?

Slender baby, slip a little note under the tree for me. I've been an awful scared girl slender baby hurry to my bedroom tonight

@LEGTHlNG I look better

“end: Chris Bingham //🌚🌝i c u. *always watches, no eyes*” can't run

Always watches

“@FuckinCapnDes: @ahoynateofakeo no, I'm worth it cause I got noticed!” I noticed. What do I win?

“@ahoynateofakeo: OMFG SLENDERMAN. MAKE A HONEST WOOOMAN OUT OF MEH” looks like someone already beat me too it

“@FuckinCapnDes: I just called Slenderman senpai. #reallifebitches” I noticed you. Now let's play.

@ahoynateofakeo @FuckinCapnDes I'm glad I have no ears or eyes. If I did id cut them off and stab my eyes out.

@tehsmarticus -static build up-