crazy epic journal session in the heart of the woods today

I have to be the baddest bitch with spinal arthritis

told him I couldn't hang out because i'm sick and woke up to a 2am text that he left Gatorade at my door omg what are we

listening to vampire empire in the car and my friend said "this reminds me of your ex".... oh

plans for the weekend are having my cake an eating it too

broke no contact to leave him a hateful letter and he said i am a great writer and he smells it when he misses me #mytype

I know the stripper is not in love with me but they are touching my thigh off the clock

just want to let you know i like you a lot and have been thinking about blocking you :)

red flag when a man wants monogamy from me, also a red flag if he's polyamorous

one thing about me is I'm great at flirting

hate when a bitch with just arm tats thinks I'm not that tatted baby you haven't seen me without clothes you don't know shit

told my friends I was just going over for a lick but instead received an "I'm in love with you" and nothing but slow kissing... my bad 🫣

unfortunately I can't text you back because I already worked today

no babe u don’t understand thats just my friend i met on hinge

hard to be a girl with whose melancholic soul is revealed on the face anytime she is relaxed cause how do I reassure that nothing specific is wrong that's just my default mode

genuinely though some of my most platonic friends

over at his house late at night and he randomly pulled out a bubble wand and started blowing bubbles. you know what hell yeah

"I want to kiss your body all over" and they just mean armpits and feet

I said "what do you like about me" and he said "your feet" two times....oh