Well this is the ONLY way to wake up to a bank holiday Monday... #ILOVEBLACKWIDOW

Didn’t suffer enough the first time? WELL GUESS WHAT JAMMY DODGERS. There’s a directors cut. I’m just as intrigued to see what got put back in. Sadly, I hear I still burn Jack alive. Soz babes.

I’m only joking! Go see what happens to him for real, it’s quite exciting..

The physical embodiment of arrogance, entitlement, disrespect and contempt for our parliament.

This is all very “finishing homework on Sunday night” isn’t it?

My evening at the Houses of Parliament. #ReesMogg #NoDeal #DateNight #Parliament #Brexit #NoDealBrexit

Doing surgery on my cactus Barry whilst getting my roots done was certainly the way to ace my Wednesday. Barry is doing good everyone, he’s recovering and can finally blossom into the cactus he’s meant to be. #barrythecactus

I mean, I’d sort of be excited to see what happens if the sacrificial tree got pee’d on tbh..

good morning to the baddest bitch living

This picture totally sums up how ecstatic I am about this news!

Yes yes yes YES! And when you’re done with it all you need to do is fold it neatly and save it for your wedding day🤗

What a weird beautiful destiny... congrats and you look totes amazeballs. Now go dance and scream in a field 😍

Noooo. This is so sad. Especially as that scene is one of the most beautiful, exciting and such a totally needed scene in this film. It’s a shame two women kissing is so terrifying. Onwards and upwards, onwards and upwards.

Give shrooms in a field a try. I’ve heard it’s a blast!

If you want your day to turn 100% happier then play this song and dance until you’re out of breath and sweaty. Train to Mexico by Toby Sebastian open.spotify.com/track/0H1qgnKo…

Oh my goodness I can’t believe I’m not there for this but I am so truly stoked to be nominated ESPECIALLY next to these fucking legendary women. Have a nervous champagne for me to those who are there!

This year’s #GoldenGlobes director nominations prove the Hollywood Foreign Press Association still has a sexism problem. Throughout its 75-YEAR history, women have been nominated for best director ONLY 7 TIMES. latimes.com/entertainment-…

Paddington, do you want to make sandwiches with me? You can have a spare jar btw..