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I am a menace to society. I brought kimchi onto the airplane and the plastic wrap broke.

I'm convinced chipotle stock only goes up.

Officially retiring from chess. Finally got my elo back up to "average".

Keep dislocating my shoulder. How to stop this pain. But still play ultimate and rock climb and snowboard. Is surgery best answer?

Suffering from coffee withdrawal. It's 830pm I shouldn't drink more.... But this headache is unreal.

i move so often, the only way I can provide the last 7 years of my residences is by checking my Amazon delivery address preferences.

Taqueria 10 de 10, best tacos in Austin.

I'm convinced Tracy Chapmans "Fast Car" is about a forest green Outback.

Well hopefully the initial search used all the allowed values via VSAC to search for the correct codes, because god forbid we need another 100 codes to say the same thing: statecraft.pub/p/how-to-stop-…

Unrealized capital gains tax is how democrats turn into republicans

I hope there's Chipotle in the afterlife

best korean restaurant in Austin area is actually Ghama up in Round Rock.

What is the W doing in the word "Answers". We dont need you, broh. ANSERS is plenty.

The irl battle of Batman vs Joker for most of American history has been Kissinger vs Chomsky

"nobody is above the law"... unless you're president elect. then fuck it. YOU ARE THE LAW. why stop there? just become godborn like North Korea.

I was just thinking how the new generation probably doesn't embed the numb encore instrumental into every single power point presentation for school projects. What a shame.

Brb, refactoring all our sorts in Moyae to use VibeSort: github.com/abyesilyurt/vi…