Last to Leave VC 5 1/4 🧵

Can't let yourself lose sight of the bigger picture

Go follow my bestfriend, he's actually the actor of the angry chicken from family guy

I keep seeing everyone with ➡️AC in their name and its like 1. Why is everyone getting air conditioning at the same time and 2. How tf yall been surviving this heat

hi hi there! i'm opening commission 🏃‍♀️ shares are really appreciated<3

“Ew why is it so big” I’m sorry. “Is that a snake” I’m sorry. “It’s a monster” I’m sorry. “Is that a third leg” I’m sorry. I’m sorry.

I just found out this is how Dorman sells button kits for cars and this is hilarious

why don't i recognize the dog in the mirror?

dog in you

So true "why aren't you going to ____ con" because I get 10 sick days a year (that I prefer to save for when im actually sick) and only 5 vacation days

Good boy~🧡

“I flicked that guy straight through the wall.. oopsie” Go fuck yourself

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