me: i stay up late because that’s when i’m most productive. me at 1am:

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i swear GMs just send players to OKC as a punishment.

July 30th

Every day “Dude With Sign” posts we stray further from gods light

imagine you’re leaving bar after meeting some new friends and you say “alright guys i’ll catch you later, my lyft is here” and a motherfucking Wienermobile pulls up

Loving the merch! hubert plant emoji

woke up heartbroken when i saw a Joyner Lucas song on my Release Radar, something has got to change…..

i’m 60 tattoos and a troubled childhood away from being Pete Davidson. i have to keep going

*everyone in my family bringing their dish to the Thanksgiving table that they worked all morning on* Me:

#FreeTheGreenMnM

Game-planning

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Is there anything more beautiful in this world than this?