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It's F# dahhlings!!!

Did La Niña consider how we might dry our clothes? Is this a conspiracy by Big Laundromat?

All I want for Christmas is you ♡ ℜ𝔢𝔦𝔤𝔫 𝔬𝔣 ℭ𝔥𝔬𝔦𝔯: youtube.com/watch?v=gL6eqz…

4 years ago today, a group of women spoke out about our experience with sexual harassment/abuse in the workplace. 4 years on and I am still in legal battles, being sued by this man, for speaking up. I really hope 2022 is the end of this chapter.

Just a quick reminder: The Australian Open generates $217m per year to the Australian economy. Prior to gleefully letting it die, the Australian live music sector generated $16B per year. You need 56 years of tennis 🎾 for every year of music 🎤🥁🎸 .

Watching Karl and ScoMo giggle through topics like rape & lack of accountability is NOT high on my to-do list tonight. Yeah, just the bois hanging out over a beer bro! Yeah. Aussie Aussie Aussie! 🍺

As I’m watching husbands and fathers say goodbye to their loved ones, their children, not knowing if they will ever see them again, I just cannot believe that for two years we’ve been watching people cry and protest over having to wear a fucking mask.

I hate the fact that education is so expensive, while so many educators struggle to get by.

Oh America… I have no words.

brutal hippo attack caught on camera

British people hate Meghan more than they hate Prince Andrew. Something very wrong with that.

Sheryl Lee Ralph blew the roof off the #emmys with this speech!

This is Masha at rehearsals tonight. Sick as a dog, but sounding insane, as always. If you’re in Sydney on Saturday don’t miss Whitney Orchestrated 😍