I’m in your walls 🤫

Dive Rock. Adoring Fan will suffer.

Shitting your pants in your local IRS office is free, anyone can do it.

Someone smart needs to figure out a VPN of sorts, but for your car. Some kind of anonymizer that would still allow you to use location based services, but pool them together so they don't know who it's tied to.

lockpicking in oblivion 20 years later

Can’t talk rn blowing open an old timey safe with a comically large bundle of dynamite

If we’re going to have campaign disclosure laws at all, the paid grifters on X and other platforms should be required to disclose who’s paying them to influence elections.

Imagine drunk driving this

“I stand with Israel” = “I’m on videotape”

Blackrock and China 5 minutes after buying our land and super pinky promising to it use for family homes.

There is no lower form of life than a person who doesn’t return the shopping cart where it belongs.

Poop concludes that shit doesn't smell like ass

Can I get this but in M81 Woodland?

Fuck that hoe.

wake up babe, it's time to pay your annual $400 fee for a sticker you put on your license plate to prove you've subsidized busses for the homeless to do fentanyl on

Tonight, Congress will vote to lower the age to prosecute minors as adults from 16 down to 14 in DC. Let me get this straight: Congress wants to prosecute 14 yr. olds as adults, but they don’t want to prosecute adults who sexually abuse 14 year olds? Release the Epstein files.

Tragic: Dick Cheney Dies Before Getting To See World War III buff.ly/fYOS0Mv

Dick Cheney returning as a ghost like Obi Wan Kenobi to give guidance to the pilot bombing a Venezuelan oil field