Catholics, Protestants, Evangelicals need to put differences aside and unite under the banner of Christ. We’re at war. There’s work to be done Now’s not time for ideological debate and theological discourse Division is the most effective tool in satan’s toolbox

just got fired. it wasnt related to online posting or anything. ive stolen thousands of dollars of office supplies.

BUT IF I DON'T THEY ROLL UP TO MY NECK AND CHOKE ME OUT!

In Amsterdam, a rubber factory has begun producing waterbeds for cows. Let that be a reminder to anyone who wants to legalize marijuana here in the United States.

I'd get her a revolver *Waddles away before Kerry smacks me*

Weirdest euphemism EVER

Hi Toast, I'm Flinnie Hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha I hate myself haha hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha

In Topeka, Kansas, the fire department is now using a new weapon to fight arson: A black labrador trained to sniff out chemicals used in setting fires. Although it should be noted... If this dog is correct, the culprit in every arson fire this month is, uh, some other dog's

Hi hungry I'm Flinnie Hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha I hate myself haha hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha

I know him, he's part of the best band at Woodstock

Clean my gutters? Sure have at it Also, it's not a euphemism

S'up

To illustrate the point that their client is running out of money to defend himself, O.J. Simpson's lawyers said this week that if he had to do it over again... after killing his victims, O.J. would now rob them as well.

Once again I would like to apologize for my dad. I've spoken to mom and she assured me she'll hide the scrap of paper with the wifi password on it from him

Penny is short for Pennifer