“Marijuana is one of the least toxic substances in the whole pharmacopoeia.” - Professor Lester Grinspoon, Harvard Medical School

I like my swisher obese haha

Staring at your phone for 20 minutes to make sure the text message you are sending your parents makes sense.

I'm walking around & I'm getting it, I'm walking round & I'm getting it, I'm walking around & I'm getting it. My license? SUSPENDED!

Slut:I got so much sand in my pants from the beach :( Me: Nice to know that you're making the crabs feel at home.

Take a cab if ya fuked up

don't be out here fighting a nigga & arguing tonite, its a new year, smoke a doobie or a blunt &chill wit a stripper or yo chik

I got arrested for punching this guy at a new years party..... when you hear an arab counting down from ten your instincts kick in.

Words of Garrett Sanders "that's sick as dick"

The #FiestaBowl is in my house and I'm out of the country :(

“Marijuana is one of the least toxic substances in the whole pharmacopoeia.” - Professor Lester Grinspoon, Harvard Medical School

RT if you love God!

I think Chris Brown should have an album called "Greatest Hits", and Rhianna should be on the cover.

The Grand Canyon seen from space.