Lol I'm obviously a neglectful parent 😅🙈

Release the Beast #BiminiBonBoulash 😍

0.9% of the UK population were born BEFORE women had the same voting rights as men 🤯

I didn't understand Twitter then, I still don't really get it now 🤷‍♀️ #MyTwitterAnniversary

This is Kiko and Tofu. They were walking along the beach when Tofu started floating away. Somebody call someone. Anybody. Please. Both 13/10

LMAO, Reddit is brilliant sometimes 🤣 #aita reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshol…

#DragRace

Hello Z2 Comics - just wondering if there's an update on the Freddie Mercury graphic novel I pre-ordered last year? Was told May but it's now June and my email has gone unanswered 😥 thank you ❤️

Disappointed with Superdrug - my attempt at an online order got cancelled by them 3 times, yet my local store had everything in stock? (Including an item which was 2-4-1 online but not in store ☹️)

One of my patients has dementia and won’t settle on night shift. He used to be a doctor. We’ve already been on our tea break, had coffee and a muffin, and he’s reviewing some ECGs I’ve given him. He falls asleep every now and then, but I think he’s doing a good job. ☺️

😂😂😂 find yourself a man who wants to be your tampon

Not me being mentioned in the House of Commons 😂😂

No you're crying 😭❤️

If you brought a marmalade sandwich to Buckingham Palace, but haven't dropped off any donations to a food bank, have a word with yourself.

This is awful. Linear park is somewhere we have enjoyed family trips out and this photo was taken less than 1km from my house. I thought we lived somewhere safe but turns out it's not safe for trans people 😥 Not the world I want my little boy to grow up in. RIP #BriannaGhey

Everyone breaks the rules sometimes Matt, but at least we were trying to save lives and don't mind being caught on camera.

I'm old #MyTwitterAnniversary

Check this out: drove.com/.2CaA

Yes. YES. YAAAASSSS. This. Is. EVERYTHING! x.com/hannaweeny/sta…

Not Dr. Brian May playing "Death on Two Legs" whilst footage of Boris Johnson is being shown 🤭😆❤️ #brianmaythebadgersthefarmersandme #savethebadgers