Apologizing to the AI chatbot

Thanksgiving is 1 week long

Drops of Jupiter is a Christmas song

Setting up ur laptop and plugging things in and digging through bag at coffee shop is humiliating energy

Would not recognize a goo goo doll if he ran me over

Need to be on a remote controlled longboard asap

Medium is the perfect size for a drink

Two golden retrievers podcasting on top of a mountain

Low-moisture mozzarella 😋😋😋

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Would totally butcher landing a plane

They want you to believe the Chair of the Philosophy department is the threat to western values and not the masked, armed man brutalising her for expressing anti-war sentiment

Kars 4 kids band at SXSW

I need to ask a group of people to meet me at the fire pit please

Cookie acceptance

god this is so fucking devastating

The name “iPhone” is kind of a flop

I will be throwing a party on the 29th for the greeting of Ms. Mini Moon and a goodbye rager for her on the 25th to see her off diva we are SO excited to have you

Hey Hollywood? 👋 You do realize that by revealing Santa’s secret code name (Red One), you’re not only putting Santa in danger, you’re also threatening the safety of Mrs. Claus. And, oh right, the elves. But no. Go ahead. Make your movie. Make your money. That’s what matters 👍