mackerel (@fishwifeman) 's Twitter Profile
mackerel

@fishwifeman

waterhole habitant. direct queries at my general direction.

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calendar_today23-04-2023 00:30:48

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Offer's still good .Donald J. Trump I found some loose Wii discs as well and will provide a plastic baggy you can take them home in without too much damage being done to the discs. They are all heavily scratched though. But I'm sure you can still get a coupla spins outta them 😉

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Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary Nobody was fucking there for me but now I have 3 followers and everyone's on my nuts about it. #MadeItAllByMyLonely

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary Nobody was fucking there for me but now I have 3 followers and everyone's on my nuts about it. #MadeItAllByMyLonely
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I approach you with kindness.. Will you answer my call? I'm wiggling the door knob and it seems like it's locked Will you open the door? And will you let me bleed allover your floor? I punched some windows in. No reason. Will you open your heart to me?

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Wtf someone on this bus legit threw a wooden log of some kind at the back of my head and then ran off at the next stop? Business Where is the justice in this world?

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DIY Maim How do I maim myself Maim job at home MIY Maim it yourself How to maim? Does it hurt to be maimed by yourself? Maiming salons near me Maim support groyps in my street What if I'm maimed? Computer games for 40 year olds Maiming limbs good for bloodflow?

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Ok so I'm the bad guy? When I brought in dirty creek pebbles to the hospital and threw them at the baby incubators ? The manufacturer is a cool guy and I'm the fucking asshole?

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What they can't take away from you is loudly whistling in quiet public places with a very moist mouth and lightly cropdusting people with the spit a little. They'll have to rip that from my cold dead fucking body.