LMAO ?????

the ring in travis kelce's pocket when devonta smith caught the dagger to go up 34-0

i have spent an ungodly amount of money just this week alone and it’s only tuesday nobody invite me to SHIT in september

jordan romano is holding my team hostage

why the fuck are we letting dale weise be relevant in the year of our lord 2025

are we deadass right now

my restaurant sent me the wrong thing so i had to reorder it on doordash and i had the same dasher bring it to me the second time. he didn’t say anything when he dropped it off but i could feel the judgement radiating off of him

this is pitiful

Well that game sucked. Time to jack off

realizing that my commute is gonna double in the mornings because schools are about to start back up…. 💔💔💔

every single game against buffalo is a national broadcast im crying man nobody wants to watch a national broadcast of flyers vs sabres 💔

cyjuan got me tonight

living on the east coast is so wild because sometimes driving to work means you drive right through a revolutionary war site

a girl on tiktok posted that at 26 the things she’s scared of are -getting married -not getting married -having kids -not having kids -working -not working and it feels like someone crawled into my body and posted my thoughts out loud lmaoooooo

wanted raspberries. bought raspberries. got home. raspberries were moldy. my suffering knows no end

daniel robert on the mound bro pack it up and get us back to philly now

ok sorry dan bob

yeah sure why not

Well that game sucked. Time to jack off

i am not acknowledging the “phillies” i am up discussing flyers legend mark streit