“ is there anything worse than a heartbreak ? “ - You ever go to news cafe and they aren’t making Panini’s for another 30mins.

I’m a better person when it’s Friday and I’m on the ferry headed to the island.

Having the nanny waiting for me after tennis lessons at hay harbor.

I hate when houseguests will say Fisher island. There is an S. It’s Fishers. Say it without one again and your not invited back.

My girlfriend doesn’t understand is every car I will ever own will have to have a Fishers Island sticker on it. It’s a deal breaker.

Goes to Pequot , friend you haven’t seen in awhile says “ omg how are you , what have you been up to ?” “ listen Emily You watch my insta story every day , you know what I’m doing!!” ——- is this just me ??

Summer break from school on Fishers will always be the best time in my life

It’s called fishers island

Watching the show OUTERBANKS really makes me switch crushes from Jack at HHC to CJ who works for Race Rock

Pequot HACK: if you tell people you never had an FI Lemonade or a Duck-Fart they will most likely buy you one and say you have to try it. (Aka free drinks )

3 things are for certain in life. 1: The ferry 20min rule. 2: Someone will give you the drive by finger wave 3: Idiots will still go on the runway no matter how many signs say not too.

When people give me shit for having a house on Fishers, I tell them this “ sticks and stones may break my bones but those sticks and stones are on a private island so suck it!!”

How did Fishers stay so safe this summer ?? It’s cause COVID-19 couldn’t afford the ferry ticket.