A walking commentator at the Cazoo Open 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 told me my sunglasses were incredible AND described me as “an absolute unit”. The type of compliment that will mean I don’t need any more positive words for ~12 months, thank you kind sir

Weird vibes by British Cycling, now deleted Instagram post from yesterday evening 😵‍💫

Who knew cats loved baby driver.

Is actually quite a cool cat, didn’t know cats could be cool, this cat is cool

Why, in literally every gym I’ve ever been in, do people ALWAYS whack the resistance on the concept 2 up to 10? Even when doing a full bore 500m I’m barely at 6. Plus 99% of the time they’re just warming up for other exercises, absolute goblin behaviour

Given todays chat about AJ, this tweet is going to age incredibly poorly

Well we don’t talk about the first Colombian to win a Keirin world title, as he got popped for steroids back in 2018.

First UCI win for Alfie George who just won the stage 7 of Tour de la Guadeloupe! firstcycling.com/race.php?r=586…

Hassan doing her best to block Tsegay there. Staring at the screen, not looking at where she was going. Panicked when Tsegay was still in contention. Entirely Hassan’s fault. Stay in your lane and sprint fairly! Should have the same rules as in the velodrome. Stay in your lane.

This was tweeted with a straight face. Unreal

The rest of the team, and indeed tournament, were squeaky clean though. Why? Well, football is a skill based sport. Drugs don’t make you kick the ball better, silly!

Fever dream stuff from #paris2024

Ridiculous - whether it was accidental or planned. You get tested twice with a banned (steroid) substance… you should be gone for 2 years. Your performance was enhanced. Massage cream…. Yeah nice 🙄

We like car manufacturers not blindly following the EV route