Never a bad time for some #MichaelMotivation. RT & ❤️ to wish Ted Danson a happy birthday!

Maybe the greatest airport reunion ever

Me: *Pushing cup against any ice dispenser* Ice Dispenser: “Wait, you want what?Ice? Ugh, hang on. OK, you can have two cubes. But that’s it.” Me: *Pulling cup away* Ice Dispenser: “And also these other twenty-three take them quickly there’s no time!”

I have poured my wine and am ready to watch The Good Place is taking it sleazy and cry happy wine tears.

2 teams going to the Superbowl, as expected this year. One is the favorite of my husband and the other is the favorite of my Paul Rudd. How to divide my loyalties? I don't want either of them disappointed. My husband I have to live with, but the thought of Sad Paul Rudd...🥺

If the afterlife gives you lemons, throws a chain saw bear at it! 🔪🐻 #TheGoodPlace

When your friend hasn't listened to your favorite artist's new single and you want to catch them up. #TheGoodPlace

When you're the only one who did any work in the group project. #TheGoodPlace

Does everyone else start out their makeup routine with zero idea of how their eyebrows will turn out? #makeup #MakeupTutorial

So...for all of us unexpectedly working from home in the upcoming weeks...can we all just agree that any virtual meetings will be phone only, no video? None of us are going to shower, right? My co-workers dont need to see my Saturday face.

Quarantine day 6.

Evan Rachel Wood and Darren Criss star in a 'Big' remake with a HUGE twist

Timeline of watching #TigerKing

New Zealanders are embracing an international movement in which people are placing teddy bears in their windows during coronavirus lockdowns to brighten the mood and give children a game to play. apne.ws/IbeTdci

Lockdown is breaking down. This has gotten more obvious by the day here in relatively hard hit Westchester. Target’s parking lot looked fuller yesterday than on a normal pre-Covid Friday. forbes.com/sites/johnkoet…

honestly why not murder hornets at this point

The room is an 8. The cat fight is 10/10

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