getting a brazilian to feel something

peace and joy and deep cleaning and already wanting to talk about 5 different things

cold contacts on my warm eyes

blow jobs aren’t fun if he isn’t moaning, groaning, growling, whining, screaming, humming, screaming, peeing, and heavy breathing my name

watched a 44 min eugenia cooney documentary while on the stairmaster

my logic is if i clock in early the shift goes by faster

yayyy recession!!

don’t bother me kitten daddy has to forget to greet her tables

sometimes my thumb will Want to go numb or freeze up and i just squeeze it down with my other hand and hope really hard

the beans and the beaner

i said Circumcised only .

i caught a fish but she ain’t reel

miss u guys sorry i’ve been a busy bee

fingers in his eye socket friday

happy men’s mental health awareness month What man can i ruin?

don't u fake laugh at my joke bitch i'm funny as fuck and u know it

my bed is my cloud and i’m the little angel that sleeps on it