My Grandmother has dementia, she doesn't recognize family anymore. But today, during Xmas lunch she sat and watched Bill Burr and laughed like crazy for the first time in years. It made Christmas day for me.

2.2 billion children on earth. I hope someone’s leaving Santa some insulin.

Free Solo Cup

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Life’s free, but there’s a lot of In-App Purchases.

Prince Philip just couldn’t bear to live in a world without DMX.

Do I post a photo where my mum looks hot and happy, or ya know... after I was born?

Me flirting in the club #SundayNightFootball #SNFonNBC #TheReturn Sunday Night Football on NBC

It’s becoming clear, that only climate change can kill Michael Myers.

Keeping Up With The Kanye is way more entertaining.

Hell hath no fury, like a cherry tomato forked.

The year is 2089, a hot young rock band out of Glasgow called Nancy Pelosi, is storming the charts with their their hit single ‘Take Me Out to Taiwan’. (No one will get this, but it’s solid. Trust me.)

It’s not that they’re getting older, Leonardo DiCaprio just doesn’t like women who can rent cars.

Hear me out. An app to find out which tab on your computer, the noise is coming from.

Are we still enjoying the Adam Levine thing?

Adam Levine is a never nude. Pass it on.

Me, waiting for Yankees playoff baseball.

Listening to Pet Sounds again

Someone give Mike a bump!!!! #TysonPaul

Older Yankees fans, seeing Juan Soto turn us down for The Mets.