What about 'Schistiano Ronaldo' and he's just for the metamorphic fellas whose micaceous layers have formed narrow parallel bands?

Jesse correctly intuits that everybody is resisting the urge to punch him at all times, but is still missing the 'why' of it all.

Has there ever been a cult of personality built around someone with a worse public-facing personality?

Sorry gang. I can't make it tonight. 😢😢😢

This is, obviously, a Greta Gerwig stan account

Found a handy chart I drew for my dad to explain why I have so few followers

For dinner tonight I am making fried chicken very badly

new wound cube just dropped

Should Elon Musk have ribs removed so he can suck his own dick? I will abide by the results of the poll.

FYI: here is a simple step-by-step guide for appealing tweets that are incorrectly tagged "sensitive"

.Elon Musk please help

Gul Dukat is a good pet name for either a cat or a gull

OMFG the appeal worked! "Sucking your own dick is not sexual" is official twitter policy now! JUSTICE AT LAST! 🍾🥂🙌😭💛💙💜💚❤

Manger? Damn near killed er! (Because of the unsanitary conditions and lack of post-partum healthcare available at that time and in that place like damn put down a tarp or something I get that they didn't know about germs but what about animal droppings and such that prolly smel

They should make reverse lasers that shoot darkness so goths can still fight in space battles

Fuck you most of all, strawberry cream cheese.

Everybody has something inside them to teach the world. 🌠

I try not to be judgemental about about "hoarding behaviors" on twitter dot com but Microraptor, if you're reading this: you are disgusting! Throw that shit out!!!