⌞ 𝐋𝐘𝐃𝐈𝐀 ⌝ 🥀 ɪ‘ᴍ ɴᴏᴛ ʟɪᴋᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ɢᴜʏs. ɪ ᴅᴏɴ‘ᴛ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴄʟᴀᴡs ᴏʀ ɢʟᴏᴡɪɴɢ ᴇʏᴇs ᴏʀ sᴜᴘᴇʀ sᴇɴsᴇs. ɪ ᴊᴜsᴛ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴠᴏɪᴄᴇs ɪɴ ᴍʏ ʜᴇᴀᴅ › 𝘚𝘵𝘪𝘭𝘦𝘴 ᵐʸ ˡᵒᵛᵉ › ✰ ᴍᴄᴄᴀʟʟ ᴘᴀᴄᴋ, 𝙗𝙖𝙣𝙨𝙝𝙚𝙚 𝙗𝙖𝙙𝙖𝙨𝙨 ↻ 𝐌𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐈𝐍 ˼

Is rubbing his eye like a maniac because it feels like something is in it.

|| LYDIA IS BANNED! I SNORTED!

|| I was busy cleaning, I just logged back on and it feels like I was trapped in another universe for a second. I get really intense when I clean 😂

“God, my head /kills/.”

SSSTTTRRREETTCCHHEES! Before flopping onto whoever reads this.

Backs up a dump truck filled with all of Cora’s favorite candy towards her, stopping about two feet in front of her, before exiting the vehicle and sprinting back into hibernation. 🏃🏽

Sees drama on the TL. Wraps himself up in his blanket for the night and rolls away.

Slides bash some McDonald’s... GRANTED he took a bite out of the hash brown................. 👀 Decides to give her his coffee to make up for it. 😔 He will now be breakfastless.

“I’m in a giving mood this morning.”

Everyone: Engaged. Dating. Married. Scott: *Eats a taco*

|| I don’t know what to do with random DMs like “Hi” I always feel awkward. I used to say hi back but then it just always got more awkward 😂 P.s. — This isn’t me being mean, it’s me stating facts.

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《Interesting tactic but I'll stick with 'no'.》 • Descriptive and all that jazz. •Crossover friendly. • Looking for SLs/banter • #Alpha alter