eating this naked with my bare hands

the worst guy you know is playing 2k while complaining about how bad it is rn

i scream. when i think of you i scream

a mf uh ham sandwich

im incredibly patient

beating your ass while announcing my moves like a power ranger

i stalk myself online so i can see what you’ll find

Finding out your quiet coworker is a stealth wigger

it’s hard to win all the time

free will is bad bc some people do bad things sometimes with their free will

the law of equivalent exchange

ass crack of dawn rooster still tired

the rooster is a very noble bird

i love the idealized version of you i made in my head but if you’re any different in person this simply isn’t going to work

ever been so grief-stricken that it turned you chinese for a second?

6arelyhuman on the 23rd

i see you nude, dancing around my room

think i’m going to get fired soon but honestly feel relieved because financial growth and career development are only measures of success to the most spiritually dead and shallow people on earth and i don’t want to rub shoulders with them anymore

i've chased the world's ladder and found it hollow

you’re a coward, a piss-covered coward