Perhaps "poop" or "rape" could have been the Time persons of the year. Because they already sort of are.

The more you listen to overly religious or spiritual people talk the more you realize that their concept of God is single-handedly ruining their lives

The reality that a lot of you need to accept is that people who look forward to a nice dinner at Olive Garden are happier than you, they have more love in their lives, they need less medications, etc.

Just an all time Marge banger. Gets me everytime

With no due respect Tik tok and these conspiracy theory channels have fried yall brains

how it feels to get emotional over literally anything when you’re ugly and retarded

I giggled

Millennial vulgarity slop

Everyone’s obsessed with AI replacing creativity, but half the internet is already posting the same recycled takes, recycled aesthetics, recycled outrage. The real threat to art is our comfort with mediocrity.

A lot of people don't actually care about certain things they just wanna look morally superior

(texting my instacart shopper) Your vitals are stable but I can see your heart rate spike whenever you walk by a girl. Focus, agent Shopper: It's just so painful. I see her face wherever I go Me: You're the best. You will win her back Shopper: (picking up cereal) I'm the best

internet people: indie sleaze wasn't real normal people: hey man hows it going guy who's trying to normalize eating frozen peas straight from the bag so he can do it in public: we ALLLL got that one homie who eats frozen peas straight from the bag...and we love him, right?

My crowning achievement

A very interesting phenomenon is people younger than you lecturing you about a thing you were alive to see based on an also young TikToker giving an inaccurate summary of what the thing was.

Redditors shouldn't be allowed to discuss films that aren't marvel slop

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