Walking is the only freedom that we have right now and Sarah Everard's disappearance has shown that women can't even enjoy that safely.

Sorry I am afraid I must live in the office now as Davina said we aren't allowed to walk home in the dark in the middle of a pandemic

You've done it now patriarchy, you've angered Jedward

Might dress up as a statue so someone takes my safety seriously

I was always going to vote against the Police, Crime, Sentencing & Courts Bill. Amongst much else, it attacks the right to protest. But because women held a defiant vigil at Clapham Common yesterday, Labour will now vote against it too. Don’t underestimate the power of protest.

I feel like minimalism and capitalism came out Pandoras box hand in hand legit cannot wrap my head around when people post a picture of a plain white wall and like a single grey kettle they paid 800 pounds for from a trendy company that used to make guitars or some shit

Living on a canalboat has made me 200 percent more wholesome, I just spent 20 minutes chatting with a passer by about the habits of local cormorant Brian.

I can't relate to Shontelle because I've never fit in any of my boyfriends t-shirts

Local cis woman somehow grasps the concept of food containing water but not of People containing multitudes

Sometimes I shake my tits at my cat when I'm getting dressed because they are locked down and starved for attention just like me

My favourite thing about the Suez Canal fandango is that every single male boater I know is completely convinced that they could get the boat out in about half an hour with a good tug and some rope and that is the kind of confidence and self believe we should all be replicating.

The Alba Party are out here boasting they have more members than the Scottish Lib Dems as though that's a flex and there isn't an Onlyfans out there with higher subscriber numbers that literally only consists of photos of fans.

In todays latest extremely specific problems that only affect me and maybe 4 other people- the key to my boat engine and the key to the needle cupboard at my work are identical as I just discovered trying to start my engine....

Call me old fashioned but I think the smoking gun is *not* whether Boris Johnson did or did not say “let the bodies pile high in their thousands” - it’s that he did, in fact, let the bodies pile high in their thousands

Had a dream last night that I absolutely wiped the floor with bpris Johnson on a gameshow that was question time meets are you smarter than a GCSEr and now I want to dedicate my life to following him about yelling things like DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHAT PERISTALSIS IS YOU USELESS FUCK

Got a hot date what's the sexiest park in edinburgh

Concept: flexi time based on whether it is beer garden weather or not