el 𓃱 White people be like “I went to the club with my mom and she made out with Clavicular”

Messi a 3 ans de moins et 170 matchs de moins que Ronaldo. Il a aussi marqué moins de penalties et joue plus loin de la surface alors que Ronaldo campe dedans. Messi a aussi 145 passes décisives de plus. Comment ce débat forcé entre les deux a-t-il pu exister ?

If you're fat and I see you in public, that's rape. You're raping me.

How it feels studying for an exam 2 days before instead of the night before

El prepucio es el hiyab del pene

Up next: Wolves ⏭️ 👉 Castrol

This guy has so much microplastics in his balls that his sperm will create the first naturally occurring kardashians.

Bitch-ran league, can’t just suspend the American Busquets regen like this

An important win in Wolverhampton 🖤

This new inter Miami squad has no aura bro..even Weigandt had that mosaic downs retard aura now we’re stuck with 0 motion “Berterame”

This must go so hard if you're subscribed to Anthony Fantano

Ain’t this the bitch with the hip dips?

“Male friends that provide for you” 😂 I always tell dudes that women know what they’re doing. You’re in that friendzone for a reason.

Spiritually Israeli pricing

The property manager for my building evil asf this BITCH is RUNNING ME DRY

every kid friendly space has been desecrated by adults who refuse to move tf on

Poor guy got cursed with a broke bum as a dad, rest in peace 🙏

They’re calling it the worst sneak of all time