please be satire please be satire please be satire

zohran got obama levels of political aura among gen z

says the ivy league graduate lmao

mutually exclusive fallacy ahh

one of the things that i appreciate about the modern world is that luck has been increasingly democratized such that anyone with a wireless connection can attain sufficient domestic wealth and also, merciless exploitation encompasses hard work, gumption, and a can-do attitude

because the idea of a new york office for an international NGO is entirely unfathomable

inside of every politically conscious elite university student, there are three wolves

fck it, everything is wissenschaft