Oooh look at me I’m Zohran Mamdani. My mom directed Mississippi Masala. I’m so popular Obama staffers are coming out of the woodwork to sabotage me. I’m not but my wife is still two times hotter. I’m going to be mayor of New York. Fuck you man.

In regards to this federal land selloff I think we need to start spam calling our representatives with this level of energy

I love the fucked perspective here that makes Joe and Jill look like Gandalf in Frodo’s house with the Carters as the hobbits x.com/seanondes/stat…

MastaMunsta Wokest stance a president has ever taken on Israel and it’s motivated solely by the fact that it’s taking away from time he could be spending on the golf course.

My biggest issue with We Own This City is casting Jon Bernthal as Wayne Jenkins. The real guy is an absolute cretin and Bernthal is just far too attractive and handsome. It’s just not realistic at all.

Incredible

Happy 5 year anniversary to the Cheese Wife to those who celebrate

Is that a basketball on top of a bloomin onion

She can't refuse

the zoom out takes me out every time

That’s one way to ruin your truck

Rabies is extremely rare in squirrels. I think this little guy just has beef with the whole family lol

Tell him Bron still doing it

15 people in my house all day and finishing the day off with loud explosions is basically my cat’s personal 9/11

my enormous chud son I love nonetheless

One of the funniest fights I've seen in a while

horrible post but it made me think of the time i was at cvs buying beer and condoms and the cashier asked if i had plans for the weekend and i said, not thinking about it, “just hanging out with my brother”